An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage, two unlikely prophets and Rufus, an unknown 13th Apostle are called upon by Metatron, the voice of God and God's Personnal Assistant, to stop two angels, that were cast out of heaven, from knowingly erasing all of God's work by restoring their souls by entering a church celebrating it jubilee (meaning= a church that has been open for a hundred years or more). Forgivness of ones soul by passing through an Archway of a Church that is celebrating its Jubilee is a part of the Catholic Dogma. The Angels could be forgiven their transgression (wipe the slate clean). This would prove God wrong(fallible vs. infallible). To prove God wrong, would negate existence.

The role of God was originally written for Holly Hunter, who passed. Even so, they kept the reference to The Piano (1993) in the script.

Jay:
Yo man, tell me something about me.


Rufus:
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.


Jay:
Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.


Rufus:
When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]


Jay:
Dude, not all the time.

Factual errors: After Rufus falls to earth, when he is reading the Aramaic to Bethany, he concludes by pointing out Jesus' name Left-to-Right while Aramaic is read Right-to-Left.

Written by Maurice Starr & Michael Johnson (as Michael Jonzun)
Performed by New Edition
Used by permission of EMI April Music Inc., Colgems-EMI Music Inc. (ASCAP) & ARL Music, Inc. (ASCAP)
Courtesy of Warlock Records, Inc.