A love triangle between three friends. Rabbi Jake Schram and Father Brian Finn, two friends, are out to update their religions and draw in more worshipers. With the arrival of Anna Reilly, an old childhood friend of the two, the men's lives are thrown a curve ball. Anna has become a stunning beauty with a lot of spunk and ambition, and both of them want her. A major road block to Anna for both men is their religion. Jake is up for a head position at his synagogue and taking on a non-Jewish partner is frowned upon, besides the fact that his mother disowned his brother for marrying a non-Jewish woman. Brian has given a vow of celibacy to become a priest.

Cameo: [Milos Forman] Father Havel.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Let me just say... Oy.


Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Amen to your oy.

Errors in geography: After the rabbi tells his congregation about his hidden girlfriend, he has to see some of his bosses. Once he is cleared of any wrong doing, he meets the Catholic priest outside. As they walk down the street, the sign above the door they came out of says "Greek-orthodox church" even though it is supposed to be a synagogue.

Written and Performed by Tom Waits