A Kansas City waitress with dreams of becoming a nurse becomes delusional after seeing her no-good car salesman husband murdered. Becoming delusional from shock, she becomes convinced that she is the former fiancée of her soap opera idol. What she also believes is that the soap opera is real and goes to LA to find the hospital where he works as a cardiologist. Meanwhile, her husband's murderers are searching for the drugs stolen by her husband and, as luck would have it, they are stored in the trunk of the car she drove off in. Freeman, an aging hit man planning his retirement after this job, also becomes delusional about the woman he is tracking.

The scalping scene had to be trimmed in order to get an R rating.

Charlie:
People who get the calls are good. Not flashy, good. They get in, they get out, nobody knows a goddamn thing. You understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head, you know they're dead.


Wesley:
You know, that's kind of catchy.


Charlie:
Yeah? Well I'll make you a fucking bumper sticker.

Continuity: When Betty gets to her friend's house after being questioned at the police station, the blankets covering her in bed change drastically.

Written by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans
Performed by Pink Martini
Courtesy of Heinz Records