In an attempt to resurrect the slapstick comedy of Laurel and Hardy or The Marx Brothers, Stanley Tucci and Oliver Platt team-up as two out-of-work actors who accidentally stowaway on a ship to hide from a drunken, belligerent lead actor who has sworn to kill them for belittling his talents. Of course, the lead actor end up on the ship as well. Also, a madman (Tony Shalhoub) plots the destruction of the ship and Steve Buscemi is a depressed, suicidal lounge singer named Happy Frank.

Sir Jeremy Burtom:
[explaining what happened to the First Mate] I've found the stowaways! I've told the Captain but he doesn't seem to understand.

Continuity: When Arthur puts his giant martini down on the counter, Happy can be seen in the background pulling it towards him. A second later when he and Emily are seen from the front talking, the martini glass is nowhere to be seen. It is too large to not be in the shot.

from "Luis Bravo's Forever Tango"
Composed by Lisandro Adrover
Performed by The Forever Tango Orchestra
Produced by Brian Cullman