This is a twisted story about sex, drugs, and college. Three disturbed students at Camden college get involved in a love triangle. Sean Bateman is a womanizing drug dealer who falls in love with virginal Lauren (not to be confused with her slutty roommate Lara,) because he inspects that she is his secret admirer, who is leaving notes in his box. Although Lauren does like Sean, she is still infatuated with Victor (her shallow ex boyfriend) who is in Europe for a semester. Lauren used to date Paul before he came out of the closet, and now Paul has his eyes on Sean when he mistakes him for bisexual. Things get more complicated since all the side characters (including the mentioned Lara and Victor) are deeply disturbed as well. Everybody is only looking out for themselves.

Sean Bateman, the character played by James Van Der Beek, is the younger brother of the infamous Patrick Bateman, the main character of American Psycho (2000), a film also based on a novel by Bret Easton Ellis.

Mrs. Mimi Jared:
And what classes are you taking... Dick?


Dick:
Ummm, Gangbang 101, Freebase Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop.

Continuity: When Lauren and Lara snort cocaine, traces of cocaine disappear and reappear around Lara's nose.

Performed by James Van Der Beek
Words by Adam Duritz
Music by David Bryson, Marty Jones, Toby Hawkins, Lydia Holly and Adam Duritz
Published by 1993 EMI Blackwood Music Inc./Jones Falls Music/Knucklevision Music/Puppet Head Songs/Siren Says Music (BMI)