Movie Quotes

Chiron:
Percy, take this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon. Guard it well. Only use it in times of severe distress.


Percy Jackson:
This is a pen. This is a *pen.*


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Chiron:
[quietly, to Grover] They found him. He's in danger.


Percy Jackson:
Who found me?.


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Percy Jackson:
I get the sense that you don't like me very much.


Annabeth Chase:
It's possible. I mean, our parents hate each other.


Percy Jackson:
Wait... they do?


Annabeth Chase:
Mm-hmm. I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet.


Percy Jackson:
Well, you let me know when you figure it out.


Annabeth Chase:
You'll be the first.


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Percy Jackson:
...and you were a human - goat hybrid... thing


Grover:
The politically correct term is satyr.


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Grover:
[the ferry man just burned the money he gave him] Come on man, You could've warned me...

[grumbling]


Grover:
We're in a recession!


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Percy Jackson:
[Gabe slaps Sally's butt] Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? That's disgusting. We're in a kitchen.


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[last lines]


Annabeth Chase:
[leaning in as if to kiss Percy, then swiping his sword] First rule of battle strategy. Don't ever let your opponent distract you.


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Grover:
[holding up the Medusa head] Guys, I cannot pee with her watching!

[the passing maid sees the head, screams, and runs off]


Annabeth Chase:
We better leave before Homeland Security shows up.


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Grover:
[Seeing the daughters of Aphrodite in the hot tub, and turning to Percy] Daughters of Aphrodite... You know what that means man!


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Hades:
[yelling] Persephone! What could possibly be taking so long? Don't ignore me!


Persephone:
[yells back] Or what? What will you do?

[quietly]


Persephone:
I'm already in Hell.


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[first lines]


Poseidon:
Zeus.


Zeus:
Poseidon.


Poseidon:
It's been many years


Zeus:
What do you see?


Poseidon:
Thunder clouds.


Zeus:
With no lightning. Stolen.


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Mrs. Dodds:
You stole the lightning bolt!


Percy Jackson:
I don't know what your talking about!


Mrs. Dodds:
Give to me, now, or I will bite your heart out!


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Percy Jackson:
Oh I wish I could spend all day in the water instead of this place


Grover:
Oh like High School without the musical


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Medusa:
[When she meets Annabeth & the Hysterical Woman] Well THIS is a fabulous surprise!


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Grover:
And he's alive! Percy Jackson is a beast! You're a beast, man! Gimme some!


Percy Jackson:
How long was that?


Grover:
Seven minutes.


Percy Jackson:
Seven minutes?


Grover:
Uh-huh. That's crazy, man, that's ridiculous. How do you do it?


Percy Jackson:
I just like being in water. It's the one place I can think.


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Zeus:
Give me the bolt, lightning thief.

[Percy lobs the bolt to Zeus. In Zeus' grasp, the lightning bolt grows to its true size]


Zeus:
You're wise to betray your father.


Percy Jackson:
I didn't steal it! And I have no connection to Poseidon.


Zeus:
But tell me... if you didn't steal it, then who did?


Percy Jackson:
Luke. Son of Hermes.

[Hermes glances at Percy in surprise]


Percy Jackson:
You see, he was angry at you. All of you! He wanted you to destroy yourselves.


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Percy Jackson:
What's her name?

[pointing at Annabeth]


Grover:
[laughs] She will squash you like a bug.


Percy Jackson:
Her *name*.


Grover:
Annabeth. Daughter of Athena, the goddess of wisdom.


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Medusa:
We get so lonely here. That's why I created my statues. They're my only company.


Medusa:
[to Annabeth] Daughter of Athena.


Annabeth Chase:
How do you know me?


Medusa:
You have such a beautiful hair. I used to have like that one before. I was courted, desired by many. But that all changed, because of your mother-who cursed me, who turned me into...

[removing her hair cover]


Annabeth Chase:
Don't look!


Medusa:
This.

[snakes hissing]


Medusa:
They say the eyes are windows to the soul. I hope you find my eyes...

[removing her glasses]


Medusa:
Attractive... So rude not looking people in the eyes. Come on, sneak a peak.


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Percy Jackson:
[seeing the red flag across the stream] No...

[Percy hurries across the stream, chuckling]


Percy Jackson:
We won.

[Annabeth drops from the trees]


Percy Jackson:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!


Annabeth Chase:
Do you really think it would be that easy? My mother is the goddess of wisdom and battle strategy. Do you know what that means? I always win.


Percy Jackson:
I always lose. Maybe we're both wrong.


Annabeth Chase:
[attacks] Hyah!


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Chiron:
Keep moving! Keep moving! Don't lose interest! One foot in front of the other and the next thing you know, you're running!


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Percy Jackson:
Let's stop for the night!


Grover:
Yeah.


Percy Jackson:
Let's stop for the night!


Grover:
Yeah.


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Percy Jackson:
Don't the Gods see their kids?


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Ferryman:
Welcome to the underworld.


Percy Jackson:
[Upon seeing objects floating by him] What is all this?


Ferryman:
Scrap heap of human misery. Lost hopes and dreams. Wishes that never came true.


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Annabeth Chase:
[bringing Percy and Grover to Luke's quarters] Luke?


Luke:
[playing Call of Duty on a big flat-screen monitor] Hmm? Hey, guys! Percy, I figured you'd stop by sooner or later. Everybody does, just to get away from all that Renaissance Fair stuff out there, you know?

[Luke turns off the video game, stands, and gestures at all his electronics in the quarters]


Luke:
But... welcome to the modern world.


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Grover:
GPS from the gods. Where to next?


Percy Jackson:
[unfolding the map] Let's see.

[a new marking appears on the map]


Percy Jackson:
The Parthenon in Nashville.


Grover:
Nashville? Oh, great. Home of my least favorite music. Yeehaw!

[Annabeth grins]


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