Movie Quotes

Larry Hooper:
[from trailer] Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes...


Bill Django:
That's a lie!


Larry Hooper:
...and to get drugs for himself and his men.


Bill Django:
That... well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.

Bob Wilton:
[from trailer] What are you doing?


Lyn Cassady:
[while driving the car] Cloud bursting, it keeps me sharp.


Lyn Cassady:
[clouds over head disappear] and it's gone.

[crashes the car into a rock]


Bob Wilton:
Jeez, you had like the whole desert to drive in, Lyn.

[from trailer]


Bob Wilton:
So what you're saying is that... you, are a uh... psychic spy?


Lyn Cassady:
A Jedi warrior.

Lyn Cassady:
[driving up behind a running prisoner yelling out the window] It's ok we're Americans, we're here to help you!


Bob Wilton:
[Truck shakes and rattles a little bit] What happened?


Lyn Cassady:
I think I just ran him over. Oh crap.

Bill Django:
I'm liberating this base!

Bob Wilton:
[Last line] Now more than ever, we need the Jedi.

Bob Wilton:
So what do you use to remote view?


Lyn Cassady:
I drink. And I find classic rock helps.


Bob Wilton:
Any music in particular?


Lyn Cassady:
Boston. Boston usually works.

Lyn Cassady:
Dear Mother Earth... I will drink your blue waters... and eat your green skin.

Bob Wilton:
It wasn't the Dim Mak that was killing Lyn. And it wasn't the cancer. He was dying of a broken heart. And maybe, the cancer as well.

Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
Did you crash those computers?


Lyn Cassady:
Yes, sir.


Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
Far fuckin' out.

Bob Wilton:
Don't eat the eggs.


Lyn Cassady:
What?


Bob Wilton:
Don't eat the eggs. We put LSD in the eggs.


Bill Django:
And the water. I put LSD in the main water tank.


Bob Wilton:
What? But, we drank the water!


Bill Django:
Yeah!

Lyn Cassady:
It's ok, you can "attack" me...


Bob Wilton:
What's with the quotation fingers? It's like saying I'm only capable of ironic attacking or something.

Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
[first lines - with great concentration] Boone.


Lieutenant Boone:
Yes sir.


Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
I'm going into the next office.


Lieutenant Boone:
Yes sir.


Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
[breaks into a sprint]

Title Card:
More of this is true than you would believe.

Bob Wilton:
Every single one of Bill's soldiers fired high. They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person. Later Bill would come across a study which revealed that only 15-20% of fresh soldiers shot to kill. The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all, or pretended to be busy doing something else.

Bill Django:
We must be the first superpower to create super powers.

General Brown:
So they started doing psy-research because they thought we were doing psy-research, when in fact we weren't doing psy-research?


Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
Yes sir. But now that they *are* doing psy-research, we're gonna have to do psy-research, sir.

[leans forward]


Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
We can't afford to have the Russian's leading the field in the paranormal.

Bob Wilton:
[in a firefight] I could hear the little man inside me again. He was screaming like a little girl.

[last lines]


Bob Wilton:
Now more than ever we need the Jedi.

Bob Wilton:
As we ran for cover, I thought this was what I wanted. I was on a mission, even if I didn't know what kind of mission it was. But I could hear the little man inside me again. He was screaming like a little girl.

Lyn Cassady:
I'm very sorry for running you over, sir.


Mahmud Daash:
It was an accident.


Lyn Cassady:
And I apologize for that security detachment. I don't want you to think that all Americans are like that.


Mahmud Daash:
I apologize for the kidnappers.


Lyn Cassady:
Not your fault, sir. I mean, we've kidnappers in America and... There's always... bad apples.

Bob Wilton:
We've been sitting here for half an hour. How's that "instant?"