Movie Quotes

[from trailer]


Julien:
[King Julian has popped out from a cake] Hey, surprise, freaks! I am coming with you!


Alex:
Oh ho ho, no, thank you.


Julien:
Oh, *yes*, thank you. It is *my* plane!

[from trailer]


Julien:
[to Maurice, as they are in a plane] It's more fun when you raise your arms up like this, ah ha ha ha!

Alex:
[to Marty] I broke your iPod!

Melman:
Listen Mototo. You better treat this lady like a queen because you my friend, you found yourself the perfect women. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect women I would give her flowers everyday and not just any flowers, okay? Her favorites are orchids, white, and breakfast in bed... six loaves of wheat toast with butter on both sides, no crust. The way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend and I'd spend everyday trying to think of how to make her laugh. She has the most, most amazing laugh. Well that's what I would do if were you.

Alex:
I wanna prove to my dad that I'm a *real* lion.


Marty:
I suppose, to a *chocolate* lion!

Melman:
No, no that's not it. Listen Mototo, you'd better treat this lady like a queen. Because you, you my friend... have found the perfect woman. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman, I would give her flowers every day. And not just any flowers, okay? Her favorites are orchids. White. And I would bring her breakfast every day. Six loaves of wheat bread with butter on both sides. No crusts. Just the way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend. And I'd spend every day thinking of ways to make her laugh. She has the most... amazing laugh. That's what I would do, if I were you. But I'm not. So you do it.


Moto Moto:
Uhhh... What? Aaaanyways, where were we?


Gloria:
[sigh] I'm huge?

Private:
In case of a loss of oxygen, please place your masks over your faces to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.

Gloria:
[to Moto Moto] Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?

Julien:
[after Melman has announced he has only 48 hours to live] If I had only two days to live, I would invade a neighboring country, and force my own ideology on them, whether they wanted it or not.

Gloria:
What is this place?


Melman:
San Diego. This time, I'm 40% sure.

Skipper:
[Looking at the blueprints for the plane] Very impressive, Kowalski. But will it fly?


Kowalski:
Yes, if you fold it here, here, and here.

[Folds plans into paper plane and throws it]


Skipper:
Nice.

Gloria:
Found any water yet?


Moto Moto:
No, just more diamonds and gold.

Julien:
Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?


Maurice:
I'm sure this whole democracy thing is just a fad.

Julien:
[Mort wants to go on the plane] Stop him! He's carrying scissors and hand cream!

Nana:
I know you!


Alex:
You!


Nana:
It's the bad kitty!

Alex:
I like to move it, move it!


Gloria:
He likes to move it, move it!


Marty:
She likes to move it, move it!


Melman:
We like to...?


Lemurs:
Move it!

Gloria:
So you must be Moto Moto.


Moto Moto:
The name so nice when you say it twice

[Shows three fingers]


Moto Moto:
.

Skipper:
That's the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen, but I guess it'll have to do.

Gloria:
Is this place great or what?


Alex:
I'm going with "or what".

Marty:
That is definiteley not crackalackin'.


Alex:
It is lackin' in the crackin', my friend.

Skipper:
Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground, just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister.

[Plane violently lands and the tires break off]


Skipper:
I said kiss it!

Melman:
What, you don't have doctors here?


Stephen:
Well not any more.


Melman:
What if you catch a cold or something.


Giraffe #2:
We go over to the dying holes, and we die.

Skipper:
Pray to your personal god this hunk of junk flies.

Skipper:
Operation tourist trap is a go.


Private:
Oh i like that one, thats a good one.


Kowalski:
It works on many levels sir.


Skipper:
You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.


Kowalski:
That too sir.


Private:
Oh Absolutely sir.

Nana:
I'm not gonna stay out in the open and get attacked by more animals. I'm too old to die.

[Bulb on the fuel guage is flashing]


Kowalski:
Skipper, look.


Skipper:
Analysis


Kowalski:
It looks like a small incandescent bulb, designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction.


Skipper:
I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.


Kowalski:
That too sir.


Skipper:
Right. Rico, Maunal!

[Catches the manual and smashes the bulb with it]


Skipper:
Problemo solved.


Kowalski:
Sir, we maybe out of fuel.


Kowalski:
What makes you think that?


Kowalski:
We've lost engine one, And engine two is no longer on fire.


Skipper:
Don't look, doll, this might get ugly.

[on the microphone]


Skipper:
This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately.

[everyone claps]


Skipper:
The bad news is, we're crash landing.

[Plane goes on a dive]


Skipper:
When it comes to air travel, we know that you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.

Kowalski:
Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.


Skipper:
That's a number I can live with! Good landing, boys! Who says a penguin can't fly?

Skipper:
[to Alex] You! Pretty boy! Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine, maybe find water.


Alex:
Hold on, hold on a second. Who made you... king of the plane wreck?


Skipper:
'Scuse me?

[Rico pulls out and deploys a switchblade]

Alex:
Slow down! You're gonna kill us! There's got to be another way! Pass it on!

[the monkey chain relays the message up to the plane]


Mason:
Don't slow down. Kill us. It's the only way. Basset Hound!


Skipper:
The best sacrifice is the one made by others.

[Nana shoots through the plane's windshield and blows off the bobblehead doll's head]


Skipper:
Doll! MEDIC!

[Private gets out the duct tape]

Gloria:
Julian, stop this! This is crazy!


Julien:
Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe into a volcano to make water, is crazy!

Julien:
[the animal herds are running towards the fiery volcano, planning on sacrificing Melman to the gods in hopes of creating water] Hurry up, before we come to our senses!

Mason:
Work will not continue until we discuss our terms with management. First up, maternity leave.


Skipper:
Maternity leave?

[looks under table]


Skipper:
You're all male!

Alex:
If you're ever in Manhattan, feel free to call first.

[Sees two lemurs picking each other's noses and eating the boogers]


Alex:
Seriously though, call, okay?