Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, whose purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men. On their road to becoming accepted, they encounter many hilarious obstacles, which gives the movie an overall sense of silliness.

John Hughes wrote this film in two days.

[Chet finds out that the house is a mess and his room is snowing. He blasts the door to his sister's room where Wyatt are Hilly were sleeping]


Wyatt:
Hi Chet.


Chet:
[Grabs Wyatt] What the hell is going on around here?


Wyatt:
It was an accident Chet.


Chet:
An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!


Wyatt:
It's weird Chet. It's really weird Chet.


Chet:
It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.


Wyatt:
It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.


Chet:
Don't smart mouth me you wormy little shit!

[Places Wyatt in a neck hold]


Hilly:
Look just leave him alone!


Chet:
Stay out of this bimbo! It's a family matter.


Wyatt:
Look Chet. Find Lisa. She'll clear up everything.

[Chet tightens his grip on Wyatt]


Wyatt:
You can have my college money. And my social security, Chet.

[Chet releases Wyatt]

Revealing mistakes: When Chet finds Gary and Deb in Wyatt's room, he hits them in the head with the barrel of the shotgun, and as it's not actually made of metal it clearly bends.

Performed by Oingo Boingo
Produced by Danny Elfman and Steve Bartek