She's green and eager. He's seasoned and jaded. They're reporters for rival Chicago newspapers assigned to cover the same story. He offers tips and advice; she scoops him. Then, their snappy patter, repartee, and ripostes get romantic even as their competitive juices overflow. Will corrupt scientists at a chemical company whose goats give cancer-causing milk kill the cub and the columnist, or will they escape with their lives and their by-lines to hear wedding bells?

For the scene with the "wild goose chase", production staff had 500 geese imported from Iowa to Wisconsin.

Peter Brackett:
Where did you say you were from? Bitchville?

Continuity: The car which attempts to run over Peter and Sabrina but hits several cars has its left headlight knocked out by the accident. Two shots later it is shown turning a corner with the light illuminated.

Written and Arranged by Steve Tyrell and Bill Rechenback