Taken-for-granted housewife Roberta passes the time following the progress of Susan who regularly contacts her boyfriend Jim through the Personals. When she sees the two are meeting in New York Roberta goes along, ending up buying Susan's coat. Finding a locker key in the pocket she in turn advertises for a meeting with Susan. Jim sends his projectionist pal along to see what is going on, and when Roberta knocks herself out he assumes she is Susan. Then things start to get complicated.

Madonna was trying to lose weight, or rather not to gain any. So when the script called for her to be eating, she'd spit out the food at the end of the take!

Cigarette Girl:
Susan! My God, we thought you were dead.


Susan:
No, just in New Jersey.

Crew or equipment visible: Reflected in car windshield as Roberta and Susan walk outside.

Performed by Madonna
Written by Madonna and Steve Bray
Courtesy of Sire Records and Warner Bros. Records