At a public records office, a seemingly normal boss has hired a new employee named Bartleby. Bartleby however, is eccentric and with each passing day, he begins to refuse his boss' orders which only gets worse. Eventually, the boss finds himself clueless as to what to do about Bartleby as he discovers even stranger things about him.

Rocky:
Let me tell you something: It's the sensitive guy that gets the needy woman.


Ernie:
Yeah, well it's the worm that gets the hooker.

Continuity: When the boss's date is straddling him in his office, sometimes her hair is wrapped in a scarf and sometimes it's not.

Written by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (as Mozart)
Background music on piano by Nancy Spottiswoode