After an accident with dolphins and elders on a beach, the clumsy fish tank cleaner and former gigolo Deuce Bigalow (RobSchneider) is invited by his pimp friend T.J. Hicks (Edie Griffin) to travel to Amsterdam where he is presently living. Once there, T.J. Hicks is wrongly taken as a whore-men serial killer. Bigalow joins the gigolo's association trying to find the true identity of the murderer and clean TJ Hicks. Meanwhile, he meets the gorgeous Eva (Hanna Verboom), and while dating her, he suspects that she may be the wanted killer.

Jean van de Velde declined the offer to direct this film.

T.J. Hicks:
Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles?


Deuce Bigalow:
Really?


T.J. Hicks:
Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.


Deuce Bigalow:
You know the Dutch started the slave trade.


T.J. Hicks:
THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!

Audio/visual unsynchronized: When Rodrigo "Bolas de Madera" is talking to the receptionist, the camera cuts to her in the middle of one of his sentences (right before she asks him how blonde does he want to go). In that shot, Rodrigo's mouth isn't moving at all.

Written by Ben Lee and McGowan Southworth
Performed by Ben Lee
Courtesy of New West Records