Paul Blart: Mall Cop (

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop quotes

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there are currently 15 quotes for the film 'paul blart: mall cop'

#001

[from trailer]

Paul Blart:
[talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing...
#002

[from trailer]

Paul Blart:
Nobody knows this mall better than I do.
#003

[from trailer]

Paul Blart:
Safety never takes a holiday.
#004

Paul Blart:
[after showing a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on his lower back that he got while drunk] Yeah... I don't drink.
#005

Veck Sims:
When are you gonna give up, Blart?

Paul Blart:
How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!
#006

Veck Sims:
It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.
#007

Paul Blart:
This lemonade is insane!

Vijay:
That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.
#008

Pahud:
Peanut Blart and jelly! What, what, what's up, man?
#009

Paul Blart:
[Headbutts criminal] No one wins with a headbutt.
#010

Paul Blart:
Scuba-dooby-doo!

[sends a scuba tank into a villain knocking him out]
#011

Maya Blart:
[reading ad] Okay, next question. "Tell me about yourself."

Paul Blart:
Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.

Mom:
Let me stop you right there.
#012

[sees Leon hanging by a rope, being pulled up into the air ducts]

Veck Sims:
I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much candy fell out.
#013

[First Line]

Drill Instructor:
Alright you have all completed the written exam, however, you must now pass the obsticle coarse to be admitted into the training program. And remember: Survive this and you are on front lines of keeping New Jersey safe.
#014

[Last Line]

Paul Blart:
Thank you sir, but I think I'm going to stick with what I do best. That's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall.
#015

Sergeant Howard:
Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass.

Commander Kent:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. One thing I know is Paul Blart is not a badass.