It's the dinner shift at Shenanigan's. Dan, the clueless boss, assigns Mitch, 22, a trainee, to Monty, the smooth talker who chases girls for one-night stands. Dean, a waiter, also 22, feels that life is passing him by. Dan offers him the assistant manager job and gives him until midnight to decide. Other waiters, cooks, and bus boys have their issues and personalities. Bishop, the dishwasher, is their counselor. During this shift, Monty may learn something, Dean makes his decision, Dan makes a play for the not-yet-18 hostess, customers get their comeuppance, the guys all play the in-house homophobic flashing game, the gals demonstrate why they won't, and Mitch gets the last word.

In an original incarnation of the script Calvin was the character who couldn't piss, and Brian was a character who couldn't get the girl. The parts were combined at the last minute.

Floyd:
[to Mitch] Welcome to Thunderdome, Bitch.

Continuity: After Dean receives the business card and crumples it up, he throws it to the ground. In the next shot it is still in his hand.

Written by Andy Milonakis
Performed by Andy Milonakis and Max Kasch
Music by Dean Shull
Courtesy of Waiting, LLC