Movie Quotes

Francis Doyle:
That's all?


Newsie:
Man, that's enough to melt an elephant.


Tim:
Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants.

Sister Assumpta:
Blake. A little advance don't you think?


Tim:
Not really Sister. It's written simply enough for a six year old.


Sister Assumpta:
So are the instructions for a handgun.

Tim:
I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.


Francis Doyle:
There goes your sex life.

Sister Assumpta:
But make no mistake, the culprits will be fingered. I will finger the culprits.

Joey Anderson:
It's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.


Tim:
Going at what?


Joey Anderson:
69.


Wade Scalisi:
That looks more like 47.

Naturalist:
The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler can change into a variety of shades of red, white and blue. Yeah, it's a very patriotic bird.

Newsie:
Hey it's the altar boys. Here to get altered?

Francis Doyle:
Damnit Sullivan, I don't believe it, we just knocked out a cougar with a K-Mart blow gun!

Tim:
Alright, seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life.


Francis Doyle:
My own comic book bigger than anything that Marvel or DC has.


Tim:
No, I'm talking about what you really want right now, like revenge on the one legged bitch in black and white!


Francis Doyle:
[yells] Margie Flynn!


Tim:
Shit. I knew it, Margie Flynn.

Margie Flynn:
I used to let Donny do... things to me.


Francis Doyle:
What kind of things?


Margie Flynn:
Everything.


Francis Doyle:
Wait, Donny who?

[pause]


Francis Doyle:
Donnie, your brother?

Tim Sullivan:
You've got to aim lower.

[Donny tosses the ball hard into Tim's groin]


Donny Flynn:
That low enough?


Tim Sullivan:
Not as low as fucking your own sister.

Tim:
Don't you ever tell me to get real. I know what fucking real is okay.

Francis Doyle:
When you look at me, I can hardly breathe.

Naturalist:
That's a very thoughtful question...

Tim:
Risk leads to greatness.

Joey Anderson:
That's not true guys, cus there is a bone in your penis, thats why they call it a boner.


Wade Scalisi:
oh, oh yea you're right... SHUT UP!

[hits Joey]


Joey Anderson:
what was that for?


Wade Scalisi:
You're an idiot.

Francis Doyle:
Hey Joey, didn't you say something about a wet washcloth?


Joey Anderson:
...Yeah.


Francis Doyle:
I think I found your girlfriend!

Father Casey:
Jesus H Christ!


Tim:
What does the H stand for Father?

Tim:
Are you with me here, altar boy?

Mrs. Doyle:
[Francis is drawing a girl, remarkably resembling Margie] Girlfriend?


Francis Doyle:
I don't have a girlfriend.


Mrs. Doyle:
From the body, I'd guess Farrah Fawcett-Majors. From the face, I'd say that Flynn girl.