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Finn McMissile:
My apologies, I haven't properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.


Mater:
Tow Mater, average intelligence.


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Lightning McQueen:
[on the starting line of the Tokyo race] Speed. I am speed.


Francesco Bernoulli:
Ha ha ha! Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed! "Francesco... he's triple speed!" Ho oh! Francesco likes this McQueen! He's a really getting him into the zone!


Lightning McQueen:
[to himself] He is sooo getting beat today...


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Mater:
I'll have some of that there pistachio ice cream.


Sushi Chef:
No, no. Wasabi.


Mater:
Oh, same old, Same old, what's up with you?


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Mama Topolino:
Chi trova un amico, trova un tesoro.


Uncle Topolino:
It means, "He who finds a friend finds a treasure."


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Uncle Topolino:
A wise car hears one word and understands two...


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Francesco Bernoulli:
[at the Tokyo World Grand Prix party, Francesco spots Lightning] Ah! Lightning McQueen! Bona seda!


Lightning McQueen:
Uh, nice to meet you, Francesco.


Francesco Bernoulli:
Yes, nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought, but you're good!


Mater:
'Scuse me, can I get a picture with you?

[drives next to Francesco]


Francesco Bernoulli:
Ah, anything for McQueen's friend.


Mater:
Miss Sally is gonna flip when she sees this!

[Lightning sighs]


Mater:
She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend.


Francesco Bernoulli:
Ooh...


Mater:
She's a big fan of yers.


Francesco Bernoulli:
Hey, she has a-good taste.


Lightning McQueen:
Well, Mater's prone to exaggeration; I wouldn't say she's a "big fan".


Mater:
You're right. She's a HUGE fan! She goes on and on about your open wheels here.

[He taps Francesco's left front wheel]


Lightning McQueen:
Well, mentioning it once doesn't qualify as going "on and on".


Francesco Bernoulli:
Francesco is familiar with this... reaction to Francesco. Women respect a car that has a-nothing to hide.


Lightning McQueen:
Yeah, uh...

[fake-laughs and shakes his frame "no" while falsely smiling]


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Stephenson:
[Stephenson, the train, is traveling to Porto Corsa, carrying Finn, Holley, and Mater] Finn, run out on Porto Corsa.


Finn McMissile:
[inside one of the cars] Thank you, Stephenson.

[a robot arm screws in an orange light on top of Mater]


Holley Shiftwell:
Yeah, I think that should just about do it.

[she presses a button on a control panel and backs away from it]


Finn McMissile:
Perfect.


Holley Shiftwell:
So Mater, it's voice-activated. But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days.


Mater:
What? I thought you's supposed to be making me a dee-sguise.


Mater's Computer:
Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated.

[the computer uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck]


Mater:
Ha ha. Cool! Hey computer, make me a German truck!


Mater's Computer:
Request acknowledged.

[Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat]


Mater:
Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!


Mater's Computer:
Request acknowledged.

[Mater wears a vampire costume]


Mater:
What the? Hahahaha.

[Transylvanian accent]


Mater:
I vant to siphon your gas! Ha ha! Now make me a taco truck!


Mater's Computer:
Request acknowledged.

[Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]


Mater:
A funny car!


Mater's Computer:
Request acknowleged.

[He becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise]


Finn McMissile:
[turns off the hologram] The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.


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Luigi:
[at the Tokyo party, Lightning, Mater, Luigi, Guido, Sarge, and Fillmore descend a spiral ramp] Guido, look! Ferraris AND tires! Let's go!


Lightning McQueen:
Oh ho ho! Look at this! Okay, now Mater, remember - best behavior.


Mater:
You got it buddy. Hey! What's that?

[drives off]


Lightning McQueen:
No, Mater!


Lewis Hamilton:
[offscreen] Hey, McQueen! Over here!


Lightning McQueen:
[Lightning joins them] Lewis!


Lewis Hamilton:
Hey man.


Lightning McQueen:
Jeff!


Jeff Gorvette:
Hey, Lightning! Can you believe this party?


Mater:
[Mater drives over to a small isolated room with glass walls on all sides, with a zen garden and zen master inside; Mater taps on the glass with his hook] Hey! you done good, you got all the leaves!


Jeff Gorvette:
Check out that tow truck!


Lewis Hamilton:
Man, I wonder who that guy's with.


Lightning McQueen:
Uh, heh heh. Will you guys excuse me for one little second?

[he heads towards Mater]


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Lightning McQueen:
Look, Mater, we're not in Radiator Springs.


Mater:
You're just noticing that? Boy, that jet lag really done a number on you.


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Mater:
[after being served a whole plate of wasabi] Now that's a scoop of ice cream.


Sushi Chef:
[in Japanese] My condolences.


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Mater:
Do not try the free pistachio ice cream! It done turn!


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Finn McMissile:
Siddley. Paris, tout de suite.


Mater:
Two of them sweets for me too.


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Mater:
I call this move "what I accidentally did to my friend Luigi".


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Sally:
[Sees Fransisco on television] He's so good looking, what, with those big, open wheels...


Lightning McQueen:
Wait, what do you got against fenders?


Sally:
Nothing! Nothing.


Lightning McQueen:
What's wrong with my fenders?


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Finn McMissile:
Calculate the fastest way to...


Holley Shiftwell:
[Wings suddenly stick out of her] Got it!


Finn McMissile:
Oh, Ms. Shiftwell...


Holley Shiftwell:
They're standard issue now.


Finn McMissile:
You kids get all the good hardware.


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Sarge:
[Tasting gas in Tokyo] I can't believe it! They use the same stuff like in Radiator Springs, yet it is so much better!


Fillmore:
That's because it's organic, man!


Sarge:
Treehugger.


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Mater:
[Approaches Guido, who is tending the bar] Hey, Guido, what's McQueen's usual?


Guido:
[In Italian] How am I supposed to know?


Mater:
Perfect! I'll take two!


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[first lines]


Leland Turbo:
[speaking into a video recorder] This is agent Leeland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don't call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful! It's not safe out here!

[sees something offscreen, gets alarmed]


Leland Turbo:
Transmitting my coords now. Good luck!

[leaves]


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[Mater has just exposed Miles Axlerod as the mastermind behind the plot to sabotage the World Grand Prix, leading the police to arrest him]


Sir Miles Axlerod:
How did the tow truck figure it out?


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[McMissile is fighting Zundapp, who's using one of his ships to dispose of McMissile's weapons]


Professor Zundapp:
Give it up, McMissile!

[McMissile uses his bombs on the ship's magnet and the ship blows up]


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Mack:
Oh, these best friend greetings, they get longer every year.


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Mack:
Those two are perfect for each other.


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Mater:
[Voice-over reading the letter] By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane heading home. I'm so sorry for what I did.


Lightning McQueen:
[Reading Mater's Letter in the Hotel Lobby] I don't want to be the cause of youlosing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: that you are the greatest racecar in the whole wide world. Your best friend, Mater.

[Looks up]


Lightning McQueen:
I didn't really want him to leave.


Luigi:
Wait there's more here

[moves to next page]


Luigi:
P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it.

[Shifts the page]


Luigi:
P.P.S that's funny right there.

[Shifts the pages around]


Luigi:
P.P. there's uh a few more pages of P.S.'s here.


Lightning McQueen:
Well at least I know if he's at home, he'll be safe.


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