Ford "Mr. Rock n' Roll Detective" Fairlane is experiencing problems, and it's not with the opposite sex. One of them is that all the rock stars pay him with drum sticks, koala bears, food processors and bicycle shorts. Another one of them is that all his employers that want him to find a girl named Zuzu Petals get killed. Why didn't he become a fisherman's detective instead? A must-see for Andrew Dice Clay fans.

The list of bands from Grendel's bogus "Fred's Condom Factory" company is: - Ellen Aim and the Attackers - Brain of the Scarecrow - Alba Varden - Heather, Corey, Heather Cory and Young - Todd Times Two - Black Plague - 5000 Schizophrenics - Hot Tub Johnny and his Feline Friends - Hamma Waters Sings the Blues - Nine Sisters - Horses on Fire - The Silver Belles - Fred and Ethyl - The Professor and Mary-Ann - The Nakatomi Boys Choir - The Doctor Bellows Funk Machine - The Redheaded Gardner and his Flower Also listed are the songs for the three "Black Plague" albums: - Tatoo (10/3/88) - Your Wow... - The Bio Nude - My Nazi Wench - Suck the Bunny - Hon, I Screwed the Kids - Bruce Poked Maud - Requiem of Paco the Shoe-Shine Boy by Wolfgang Binky - Devil's Ghost (2/3/88) - Auldbrass Antics - Objectionable Bimbo - Desecrated Diane - Polanski Nursery - Redheads on Fire - Cum to Me, Baby - Requiem of Paco the Shoe-Shine Boy by Wolfgang Binky - Requiem (1/1/88) - I Love You - Suck the Bunny - Teenage Suicide - Hot Juice - Sexual Pudding - Violation

Ford Fairlane:
I could've been a rock singer, if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Longer story.

Continuity: The Kid's shoes when he's sitting on the beach chair at the end.

Written by David Werner and Billy Idol
Produced by Keith Forsey
Performed by Billy Idol
Courtesy of CHRYSALIS RECORDS