Kirk is a nice guy, who finishes last. He's an airport security guard in Pittsburgh, his ex-girlfriend hangs out at his parents' house with her new guy, he's out of shape and uncoordinated, and his car's a junker. At the airport, he finds the phone of a stunning, successful blonde, Mollie, and when he returns it, she offers dinner as thanks. She enjoys his company - he's unassuming and safe - and he's dazzled. His three friends warn him that she's out of his league and offer bad advice; he knows it will end soon and stumbles through a series of embarrassing moments. His ex has gotten jealous and invites him back: should he return to where he belongs? All roads lead to the airport.

"Plane Doctor":
Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane.


Patty:
Oh, excuse me? Are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the fuck up!


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Revealing mistakes: Towards the end of the film when Stainer is trying to get Molly onto the departing plane to meet Kirk, he is pushing through some departure lines when he suddenly makes a roar of triumph or despair with his voice. A blond woman in the line clearly is seen really trying to stifle a laugh though she wasn't being very successful at it. As an extra in the film she probably knew the shout was coming but couldn't stop from laughing.

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