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[after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"]


Jack Sparrow:
There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.


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[Standing on a cliff edge]


Jack Sparrow:
You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it.


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Jack Sparrow:
Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.


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Angelica:
How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?


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Barbossa:
[to his crew] You can sleep when you're dead!


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Captain Teague:
Don't be a fool, Jackie. The fountain will test you.


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Jack Sparrow:
[to Angelica] I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal.


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Jack Sparrow:
[to Angelica about taking the ship] You might be better to just to...

[sword comes through the door]


Jack Sparrow:
stay out of it.


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Jack Sparrow:
There'll be dangers along the way... firstly mermaids, zombies... , Blackbeard.


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Blackbeard:
[to Jack] If I do not make it to the fountain, neither will you.


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Barbossa:
[to his crew] Are we not king's men?


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Gibbs:
I hear a rumor... Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.


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Gibbs:
There's the Jack I know.


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Blackbeard:
If I don't kill a man once in awhile, people forget who I am


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Blackbeard:
Bring the mermaid!


Philip:
You're killing her.


Blackbeard:
I'm a bad man.


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Jack Sparrow:
The fountain of youth, what does it require?


Angelica:
A Mermaid, Jack.


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Gibbs:
All part of the plan, yes?


Jack Sparrow:
No.


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Angelica:
That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.


Jack Sparrow:
Was I the first?


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Barbossa:
[At St. James Palace in London] Jack, our sands be all but run. Where's the harm in joining the winning sides?


Jack Sparrow:
I understand everything... except that wig.

[started his way of escaping the palace]


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Jack Sparrow:
[to Angelica, who has been posing as Jack] You've stolen me. And I've come to take meself back.


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Angelica:
I love you Jack

[Leans in to Kiss]


Jack Sparrow:
[Just about to kiss] I have to go

[leaves]


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Blackbeard:
[points the gun at Jack's head] I need those chalices.


Jack Sparrow:
Shoot. Save me the bother of the fall.


Blackbeard:
You will go and you will return. Or I will kill her.

[points the gun at Angelica]


Jack Sparrow:
[surprised] You won't kill your own daughter.


Blackbeard:
[hands the gun to the zombie quartermaster] Quartermaster, give me six more pistols, remove the shot from all but two and do not tell me which two.

[walks to where the six pistols are at]


Blackbeard:
You get to choose, Mr.Sparrow.


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Jack Sparrow:
Seeing as your still alive, I say it was very successful.


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Jack Sparrow:
It doesn't ring a bell.


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Jack Sparrow:
I'm here to take myself back.


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Angelica:
You were the only pirate I thought I could get away with.


Jack Sparrow:
That is NOT a compliment.


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Jack Sparrow:
How can you say it?


Angelica:
Quite easily, Jack.


Jack Sparrow:
I know but how can you say it?


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Jack Sparrow:
You are aware of the ritual?


Angelica:
Yes I am.


Jack Sparrow:
What is it?


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Jack Sparrow:
Blackbeard.


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Jack Sparrow:
He brought that?


Angelica:
I sold that.


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Angelica:
Maybe you don't believe the supernatural.


Jack Sparrow:
Oh no, I've seen a thing or two.


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Angelica:
Jack... if this is a dream, you can keep your boots and sword on. If its not...


Jack Sparrow:
Its a dream.


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Jack Sparrow:
Have I mentioned how lovely of a daughter you have?


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Jack Sparrow:
Mutiny served me quite well. It got me an audience with you.


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Jack Sparrow:
Sweetness!


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Angelica:
I tried to kill you in St. Dominique.


Jack Sparrow:
Either or.


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Jack Sparrow:
Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle?


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Jack Sparrow:
He's even more annoying in miniature.


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Jack Sparrow:
You lied to me by telling me the truth?


Angelica:
Yes.


Jack Sparrow:
Thats good! May I use that?


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Jack Sparrow:
You were the one who insisted on bringing the mermaid.


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Jack Sparrow:
I support the missionary's position.


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Jack Sparrow:
You walk like a girl.


Angelica:
You would know.


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Barbossa:
Don't touch the map.


Jack Sparrow:
Oh.


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Jack Sparrow:
Gibbs, I was just on my way to break you out of jail. You stole my map.


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Jack Sparrow:
There is a girl. Female. Of opposite sex.


Gibbs:
When is there not?


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Jack Sparrow:
You are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.


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Captain Teague:
I heard where you're headed. The Fountain.


Jack Sparrow:
Have you been there?


Captain Teague:
Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?


Jack Sparrow:
...Depends on the light.


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Angelica:
What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?


Jack Sparrow:
Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.


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Jack Sparrow:
I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings.


Gibbs:
Stirrings?


Jack Sparrow:
Stirrings.


Gibbs:
What, like feelings, you mean?


Jack Sparrow:
No, no, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... stirrings... Alright feelings, damn you.


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Angelica:
Admit it, Jack. You still love me.


Jack Sparrow:
If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.


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Jack Sparrow:
Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to note it-hearing now-that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?


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Angelica:
[Jack turns to leave] Wait! I'm with child... it's yours.


Jack Sparrow:
I don't remember...


Angelica:
You were drunk.


Jack Sparrow:
I don't think I've ever been that drunk.


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Angelica:
I love you, Jack.


Jack Sparrow:
As do I. Always have, always will.


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Jack Sparrow:
You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I apparently corrupted.


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Salaman:
You are either for us of against us!


Philip:
I am neither with you, nor am I against you!


Salaman:
[to Jack] Can he do that?


Jack Sparrow:
He's religious, I believe it's required.


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Jack Sparrow:
You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump...

[looks over the cliff, as if considering jumping, then comes back to reality]


Jack Sparrow:
I don't have it.


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[Jack sneaks up to Angelica sleeping and slowly gets in bed next to her]


Angelica:
[half asleep] Jack, if this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on... If it is not...


Jack Sparrow:
It's a dream.


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Barbossa:
Hands aloft and bear away ! Stable ahead to White Cap Bay !


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Barbossa:
[to Jack about how he lost the battle against Blackbeard] Taken, not lost. We were off the coast of Hispanola when we came under attack. No provocation nor warning or offer of parley. We were peppered with cannon fire. And then the sea beneath the Pearl began to roil. The Pearl was pitching and yawing so violently and every rail and spar all at once began to creak-the rigging had come to life! Our own ship turned against us. Tangling the crew, wrapping them like snakes... and wrapping around my leg! But my arms were free and my sword was still in my hand. I am the master of my ship, not Blackbeard. I am the master of my fate, not Blackbeard! So I did what needed done... I survived.


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Gibbs:
So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?


Jack Sparrow:
We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.


Gibbs:
I know a man with a goat.


Jack Sparrow:
Good, then I can go like this.


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Syrena:
Don't waste my tears.


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Jack Sparrow:
[In agreement with Philip's comment]


Jack Sparrow:
I support the Missionary's position.


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Jack Sparrow:
[to king George II] You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?


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Barbossa:
Gentlemen, the fountain is the prize. Mermaid waters, that be our path.


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Jack Sparrow:
Death lies upon us, as we sail to the Fountain of Youth.


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Syrena:
Philip, I can save you. You need only ask.


Philip:
I seek but one thing.


Syrena:
And what is that?


Philip:
Forgiveness. Were it not for me, you would never have been captured.


Syrena:
Ask.


Philip:
Forgive me.


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Jack Sparrow:
[after the victory of mutiny] The ship is ours!


Blackbeard:
[comes out of his quarters, all angry and discreet. Looks at Sparrow and Sparrow leaves] Gentlemen.

[Finish the last of his drink and threw down his bottle down onto the deck]


Blackbeard:
I'd be placed in a bewilderment.

[pointing his quarters]


Blackbeard:
There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly rowl on deck. Sailors abandon their posts, without orders, without lead. Men before the mast. Taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?


Angelica:
Mutiny, Captain.


Blackbeard:
[holding his hand to his ear] Again?


Angelica:
Mutiny.


Blackbeard:
Aye, mutiny.

[while taking out his sword]


Blackbeard:
And what fate befall mutineers? Well, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!

[raises his sword and then with the magic from his sword, the sails draped down and then the ropes start to tangle and hang all the mutineers. At the end, all the sailors who attended mutiny were hanging while Blackbeard standing, smiling victoriously]


Jack Sparrow:
[hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard] Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.


Blackbeard:
Perfect.


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Angelica:
[after realizing Jack tricked Blackbeard into drinking the wrong chalice] You bastard, how could you!


Jack Sparrow:
Your father saved you. Perhaps his soul is now redeemed.


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Philip:
I was wrong. Not every soul can be saved.


Blackbeard:
Behold, gentlemen! A man formerly of faith.


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Jack Sparrow:
What has become of my Pearl?


Barbossa:
I lost the Pearl the same attack I lost my leg.

[an enraged Jack has to be restrained by guards]


Jack Sparrow:
SUNK? Then its Captain should be with it!


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Angelica:
Jack, I want a father. I haven't had one before.


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Jack Sparrow:
So, what is the ritual?


Angelica:
Two silver chalices, the teardrop of a mermaid, and water from the fountain. One chalice will contain the tear, the other will not. Whoever dinks from the chalice with the tear will have their life extended, from the person who drinks from the other chalice...


Jack Sparrow:
I don't really agree to that...


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[Barbossa fiddles with his pegleg and and removes it]


Jack Sparrow:
An apple?


Barbossa:
Better!

[Reveals his pegleg is a flask and takes a drink]


Jack Sparrow:
I want one of those.


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Barbossa:
[stabs Blackbeard] For the Pearl!


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[to Blackbeard and Angelica, holding the prepared concoction]


Jack Sparrow:
I cannot save you both. One of you must sacrifice.


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Angelica:
[being marooned] You can't just leave me bound and tied!


Jack Sparrow:
You burst out of your bonds thirty minutes ago.

[blocks Angelica's attack]


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[last lines]


Gibbs:
I don't get it, Jack. You had the chalices, the tear, the water - you could have lived forever!


Jack Sparrow:
Who's to say I won't live forever? But, you know what? It's a pirate's life for me, savvy?


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Jack Sparrow:
Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.


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