Adam (Ashton Kutcher) and Emma (Natalie Portman) met each other once at a school summer camp but never committed. Several years later and they meet again. Adam is now a writer and an assistant on a TV show and she's a nurse. When Adam discovers that his father Alvin (Kevin Kline), a washed-up actor, is having a relationship with his ex-girlfriend, he goes on an all-night bender. Waking up in Emma's house, he finds comfort in her and they have spontaneous sex too. They decide that they should restrict their relationship to this level as she isn't comfortable with dating. She decides to keep it a secret from her housemate's Patrice (Greta Gerwig) and Shira (Mindy Kaling). Typically, Adam feels left out by this demand and tries to develop the relationship into something more with the help of his friends Wallace (Ludacris) and Eli (Jake M. Johnson).

Emma:
You look like a pumpkin, bitch!


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Revealing mistakes: When Adam (Ashton Kutcher) is talking on the phone trying to find a girl to have sex with, you can see on his iPhone that it is not really on a call. You are able to see buttons that do not appear while talking on the phone.

Written by Bryan Abrams, Mark Calderon, Willie Clarke, Betty Wright,
Elliot Straite, Kevin Thornton & Samuel Watters
Performed by Color Me Badd
Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc.
By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing