When an unemployed divorced loser father Larry Daley is hired as night watchman at the Museum of Natural History, he soon discovers that an ancient curse brings all the exhibits to life after the sun sets. Suddenly, Larry finds himself face-to-face with a frisky T. rex skeleton, tiny armies of Romans and cowboys and a mischievous monkey who taunts him to the breaking point. But with the big help of President Teddy Roosevelt, Larry may just figure out a way to control the chaos and become a hero in his son's eyes. Then when the three other evil night watchmen steal the tablet Larry must restore order to the museum before all the historic characters turn to dust!

The coin trick that Larry performs for Attila the Hun is the French Drop.

Jedediah:
Fire up the iron horse, boys.


Larry:
Hey, blondie!


Jedediah:
Names Jedadiah.


Larry:
Jedadiah, stop the train, please!


Jedediah:
No can do, crackerjack.


Larry:
Whats going on here?


Jedediah:
Somebodys got to pay.


Larry:
Pay for what?


Jedediah:
I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!


Larry:
Seriously, stop the train!


Jedediah:
Alright, stop the train.


Larry:
Thank you.


Jedediah:
NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM! SPLIT HIS HEAD LIKE A WATERMELON!


Larry:
[Train hits Larry] Ooh! Ow...


Jedediah:
Oh, for crying out loud!

Continuity: When Larry sets Jed and Octavius down on the bench, they are closer together in the next shot.

Performed by McFly
Written by Tom Fletcher, Danny Jones, Dougie Poynter, Jason Perry,
Julian Emery and Daniel Carter
Courtesy of Prestige Songs/Universal Music Publishing Ltd. Warner Music