When the King of Far, Far Away 'croaks', it is up to Shrek, Donkey and Puss in Boots go off to bring back the next heir to the throne, Artie. Whilst Shrek and his crew are gone, Prince Charming brings together all evil fairy tale creatures in an attempt to take over as the new king.

At the time of its release, the movie had the third highest opening gross of all time with an estimated $121 million.

Prince Charming:
You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?


Pinocchio:
Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not


Prince Charming:
You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?


Pinocchio:
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.


Prince Charming:
So you do know where he is!


Pinocchio:
On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably


Prince Charming:
Stop it!


Pinocchio:
...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was

[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]


Pinocchio:
That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.

Continuity: When the villains are rehearsing for the show, Charming is wearing pink leg warmers. When he leaves the rehearsal and walks into his dressing room, the leg warmers are gone.

Written by Ann Wilson, Nancy Wilson, Michael DeRosier & Roger Fisher
Performed by Stacy Ferguson (as Fergie)
Produced by Will i Am (as will.i.am)
Fergie appears courtesy of will.i.am Music, Inc./A&M Records