Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are two professional ice skaters, who after getting into a fight, are both banned from mens figures skating. Fortunately, it is soon discovered by an obsessed fan that they are banned from mens singles competition and not doubles competition. Now Chazz and Jimmy must team up as the first double mens team and take on the team of Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg, who are eager to do anything to get the victory.

Jon Heder broke his ankle while training to ice-skate.

Jimmy:
So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.


Coach:
Oh, really?


Chazz:
We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."


Jimmy:
[disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.


Chazz:
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...


Jimmy:
No, it's not, it's gross...


Chazz:
...It gets the people going!

Continuity: When Will Ferrell (Chazz) goes to see Jenna Fischer (Katie) in the hotel room, the door behind him goes from open to closed to open again.

Written by Melissa Ritter, Doug DeAngelis & Nicholas Stoller
Performed by Bo Bice
Courtesy of Lakeshore Records