An ensemble of friends gather in Queens, their old stomping grounds, for the wedding of Ray and Patricia, an artist and a beautician. Al and Eliot sell fish, one is married and chases women, the other is gay and lonely. Dennis, a failing musician, comes back from L.A.; Vinnie, an actor, comes over from Manhattan; Monte drifts in. Can Ray get past feeling superior to the down to earth Patricia? Will Al's wife Carla convince him to stop philandering? What is it about Queens that inhabits these characters, including a gay man living in a homophobic neighborhood? Can guys this old still come of age? Answers come out during the rooftop bachelor party.

Released straight to video in the UK.

Jeremy:
So why do you stay in Brooklyn?


Eliot:
Queens. I stay in Queens.


Jeremy:
Oh, right. Sorry. It's just that your friends... they're like those guys in movies that are always from Brooklyn, you know? The Bronx.

[Eliot gets up to leave]


Jeremy:
Why do you keep running away from me? There's nothing to be afraid of.


Eliot:
I'm not running away from you - I don't like you. I don't like what you say, and I don't like the way you talk about my friends. I am simply incapable of tolerating your bullshit. I know what you're thinking: here's this poor, repressed faggot from the boroughs who needs to get laid, and you know what? You're right. But I don't like you. Now if you follow me back into that party, I'm gonna tear off your arm and beat you down the fucking street with it. Goodbye, and goodnight.

Performed by Eddie Money
Written by Leo Lyons and Eddie Money