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Dave:
[from trailer] I'm afraid of flying on planes!


Balthazar:
Well, today's your lucky day 'cause I brought an eagle.


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Balthazar:
[from trailer] Dave! You should run.


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Dave:
[from trailer] This is crazy!


Balthazar:
[grins] But it *is* fun.


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[from trailer]

[creature smashes his car. Balthazar stares at it in disbelief]


Balthazar:
That's my car.


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[from trailer]

[holding pointy shoes Balthazar just gave him]


Dave:
These are old man shoes.


Balthazar:
[shows Balthazar wearing the same shoes] Excuse me?


Dave:
I love them... A lot.


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Balthazar:
You're a bad liar, Dave. That's good.


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Balthazar:
What happened to 'don't touch anything'?


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Balthazar:
I have been searching all over the world for you. You're going to be a force for good and a very important sorcerer. But for now, you're my apprentice


Dave:
[stunned] I'm a what?


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Balthazar:
Keep it subtle. Civilians must not know that magic still exists. That could make things complicated.


Dave:
Alright, Mr. Pointy Hat.


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Dave:
I don't actually know who you are.


Drake Stone:
Really? You don't recognize me?


Dave:
Are you in Depeche Mode?


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Dave:
[as Dave and Becky are flying on the eagle] I think I should tell you, I'm not sure how to land this thing.


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Balthazar:
[as Dave is trying to go out with Becky] It's okay. I have to go into town anyway to get your anti-itch cream.


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Dave:
[singing] I got a date with a girl cause I'm... awesome!


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Dave:
These coils are my life. Two years I'm down here working with them and they're making their own music and it was lost on me and I was never able to appreciate it, until I met you. And I heard you talking about music on your radio show...

[sigh]


Dave:
I'm sappy.


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Balthazar:
[In Cantonese] Your hair is beautiful.


Chinese Woman:
Oh. You speak Mandarin?


Balthazar:
Ahh.

[threw Horvath in disguise at the door with a spell]


Balthazar:
That was Cantonese, Horvath. The Grimhold, where is it?


Horvath:
An old associate of mine speaks inpeccable Cantonese. He lived about 200 years ago. You know him, Sun Lok. Course you do. You locked him inside the Grimhold.

[showed Sun Lok's opened Grimhold]


Horvath:
Oops. Opened it.


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Dave:
Are you insane?

[Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart]


Dave:
Little bit. Okay.


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Horvath:
[waving hand] You do not need to see our faculty ID's.


NYU Clerk:
I do not need to see your faculty ID.


Drake Stone:
[waving hand and imitating Star Wars] These are not the droids you are looking for.


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Balthazar:
This is the Merlin Circle. It focuses your energy. Helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the Art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back.


Dave:
So I should probably pee first?


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Balthazar:
Love is a distraction. Sorcery requires complete focus.


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Balthazar:
You will not control your magic if you will not control yourself.


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Drake Stone:
Can't have anyone hear your girly cries.


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Veronica:
Balthazar, what have you done?


Balthazar:
The same thing you did for me.


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[first lines]


Narrator:
The war between Sorcerers was fought in the shadows of history, and the fate of mankind rested with the just and powerful Merlin. He told his secrets to three trusted apprentices, Balthazar, Veronica, and Horvath. He should have trusted only two...


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Balthazar:
[in a touching moment] Something about you is different.


Dave:
I'm wearing new shoes?


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Balthazar:
I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.


Dave:
Me? Pretty weird, huh?


Balthazar:
No. Kinda makes sense.


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