Colin is in agony, shattered by his wife's infidelity. However, he has friends who do more than stand by -- they kidnap the wife's French lover and hold him prisoner so that Colin can restore his manhood with revenge. A kangaroo court takes place and as the situation escalates Loverboy's life hangs in the balance as Colin wrestles with revenge, remorse, grief and self pity, all the while egged on by his motley crew of friends who just want him to get on with it so they can get down the pub.

Archie:
Are you hearing this? What you've done? What you're responsible for? Are you proud of yourself? Was it worth it? All this pain.


Mal:
Fucked his wife. Fucked his fucking wife. You fucking wife-fucker, you. You fucked his fucking wife, you wife-fucking cunt. Another man's wife. Are you stupid, are you fucking thick, you cunt? Fuck another man's wife? You don't do that. It ends in this. This. This is where it ends. You listening, you hearing me? Shitter? Little shitter?


Archie:
You should have got your own fucking wife to fuck!


Mal:
You're in deep shit mate. You're in the worst possible place a man could find himself.

Written by Pete Ham and Tom Evans
Performed by Harry Nilsson
Published by Apple Publishing Ltd / WB Music Corp
Licensed courtesy of Sony BMG Music Entertainment