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The Spy Next Door quotes

moviequotes for the spy next door

there are currently 23 quotes for the film 'the spy next door'

#001

Bob Ho:
Can your mommy do that?

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#002

Poldark:
Where is the file?

Ian:
It's on my iPod on my desk at home.

Bob Ho:
Now, see? You want to be a spy, never tell the truth to the bad guy.

Ian:
Sorry. I'm new at this.

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#003

Nora:
Mommy, that man can fly!

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#004

Ian:
Hey, guys, gotta go.

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#005

Russian Thug:
What are you supposed to be?

Nora:
A cyborg, sent from the future to blast you away!

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#006

[last lines]

Nora:
I want Bob to be my daddy.

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#007

Farren:
Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer.

Ian:
Nice hypothesis, but you can't prove it.

Farren:
No, but I can hurt you.

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#008

Bob Ho:
So, tell me more about Halloween.

Nora:
It's the best. You get sweets, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.

Bob Ho:
Sounds familiar.

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#009

Bob Ho:
He is rare. He is amazing. He is the man.

Farren:
How embarrassing.

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#010

Colton James:
Oh, heck, man. Don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years, and give her your house.

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#011

Colton James:
[about Poldark] That man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.

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#012

Colton James:
Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?

Bob Ho:
It's in the shop.

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#013

Bob Ho:
I've brought down dictators. How bad can three kids be?

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#014

Bob Ho:
If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.

Gillian:
Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.

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#015

Poldark:
You can't imagine what it's like in there. The oppressive darkness, and the torture of empty stretching days for years. Prison is hell.

Creel:
You were in there for 4 hours.

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#016

Poldark:
I look like the French Prince of Belarus.

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#017

Ian:
You know about fashion?

Bob Ho:
No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.

Ian:
What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

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#018

Glaze:
Hey, loosen these things up!

Colton James:
Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.

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#019

Poldark:
How quickly can you get me orange jumpsuit?

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#020

Ian:
Hey, how are you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?

Cute Gymnast:
Yuck!

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#021

Bob Ho:
Family isn't whose blood you carry. It's who you love, and who loves you.

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#022

Nora:
[Upon entering the Chinese restaurant] It doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here!

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#023

Bob Ho:
Yo, it's Ho.

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