The daughter of the President of the United States goes off to college after insisting that she be able to enjoy her school years without the omnipresence of the Secret Service. The government agrees to her demands but assigns a young agent to go undercover as a student in order to keep an eye on her. The first daughter and the agent fall in love, until she learns his true identity.

The release date for the film was pushed back after the similarly themed Chasing Liberty (2004) flopped at the box office.

James Lansome:
Brazil's the only country named after a tree. Bagged lettuce that you buy at the store, they wash it in chlorine.


Samantha Mackenzie:
The little parallelogram above your top lip is called a filtrum. Five years, half a decade, is a lustrum.


James Lansome:
Every state in the Union has a town called Springfield. Male turtles grunt, female turtles hiss.


Samantha Mackenzie:
The difference between a fruit and a vegetable - off the vine fruit ripens, a vegetable just rots.


James Lansome:
Spread your arms just like this, middle finger to middle finger, it's equivalent to your height.


Samantha Mackenzie:
Distance from your wrist to your elbow is the length of your foot.


James Lansome:
Your ears and nose never stop...


James Lansome, Samantha Mackenzie:
Growing


James Lansome:
Right.

Audio/visual unsynchronized: When Samantha takes Mia and James to the dance, right after President Mackenzie says he wants to dance with his wife, the band starts playing. The trumpets are heard to be playing with Harmon mutes, however, the trumpets sitting on stage have no mutes in.

Written by Damon Elliott and David Elliott
Produced by Damon Elliott for Elliott Entertainment
Performed by David Elliott