When a magical artifact is lifted from his library, a meek librarian sets out to ensure its safe return. To do so, however, he enlists the service of a woman with exceptional martial arts skills - who becomes the enforcer in the relationship.

The Artifacts in the Library are, Tesla's Death Ray, The Holy Grail, Little Boy(Atomic bomb), The Ark of the Covenant, The Golden Fleece, King Midas, Excalibur, The Goose that laid the golden egg, Pandora's Box, Real Mona Lisa (Copy in Louvre), A Unicorn, Rocketeer's Jetpack, Ali Baba's Flying Carpet, and the Spear Longinus (Spear of Destiny).

Nicole Noone:
You only live once.


Flynn Carsen:
Unless you believe in Buddhism or Sikhism...


Nicole Noone:
I hate you so much.

Continuity: As Flynn is talking to Charlene and Judson just before leaving the library, the book containing the language of the birds is alternately in his hand and in his back pack between shots.