TV Series Quotes

"True Blood" quotes

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there are currently 24 quotes for the tv series '"true blood"'

#001

Bill Compton:
[to Sookie] There is nothing more natural than the act of making love. Who am I to try to change what comes naturally to you?
#002

Sookie Stackhouse:
[surprised] You're alive?

Bill Compton:
Technically, no.
#003

Bill Compton:
[about Sookie] You are playing with her life!

Eric Northman:
It's no game to me.
#004

Eric Northman:
[to Bill] We had a deal, your human and I. She will work for me as often as I like.
#005

Sookie Stackhouse:
[to Bill about Jessica's family] Please don't kill them!
#006

Sookie Stackhouse:
[to Bill] I always thought as different as we are, some how we could still be together. And now I don't know.
#007

Tara Thornton:
[to Sam] What is it with you and Mary Ann?
#008

Sam Merlotte:
[tp Mary Ann] I don't know what you're doing here. But these are people I care about and I will not stand by and watch you hurt any of them.
#009

Bill Compton:
[to Eden] I am here to protect you. I am your friend. So you just invite me in and I can make everything stop.
#010

Jason Stackhouse:
You're either on the dark side or you're on the side of the light!
#011

Sam Merlotte:
[to Mary Ann] This is my bar! These are my people! This is my town!
#012

Maryann:
[to Sam] You better think twice before you threaten me ever again.
#013

Rev. Steve Newlin:
We are forming an elite spiritual army.
#014

Eric Northman:
The sheriff of Area 9 in Texas has gone missing. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. If one such as he can be taken, than none of us is safe.
#015

[repeated line]

Bill Compton:
What are you?
#016

Eric Northman:
I've seen your website... it's very low rent.
#017

Sookie Stackhouse:
[to Bill Compton] I almost died last night... again!
#018

Sookie Stackhouse:
That's GRAN'S pie!
#019

Maryann:
[after smacking Karl upside the head] Nobody needed towels!
#020

Tara Thornton:
[to Lafayette] Giving V to Jason Stackhouse is like givin' ho ho's to a diabetic!
#021

Eric Northman:
Perhaps I'll grow on you

Sookie Stackhouse:
I'd prefer cancer
#022

Jessica Hamby:
[tastes Tru Blood] It tastes like ass!
#023

Godric:
[in Old Swedish] I'll be your father, brother, son
#024

Pam:
To Arlene's children: You make me so happy I never had any of you.

Eric Northman:
No, c'mon Pam, they're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. 'Teacup humans'.