A secret government plan to dig up historical figures and clone them has work. It is 16 years later, and the clones are now in high school. The five main characters are Abe Lincoln, an all around nice but naive guy who lusts after the school sexpot Cleopatra, who is dating the macho JFK. Also, Abe's two best friends are Joan of Arc, an angst ridden goth girl who is in love with him, and Gandhi, a none-stop party animal. Clone High bravely tackles challenging teen issues, such as sleep deprivation, catching ADD from toilet seats, the evils of litter, and having the guy you like not like you back the same way you like him. Will Abe get together with Cleo, or be thwarted by the handsome JFK? Will Joan finally get Abe to notice her? Who's to say?

In the script for the pilot, Mr. Butlertron was named "Mr. Belvetron" and programmed to take on the characteristics of movie/sitcom character Mr. Belvedere (from _"Mr. Belvedere" (1985 )_, which is the reason he calls everyone "Wesley" (most noticeably Ghandi).

JFK:
Forget it, kid. No dry porking for you.


Gandhi:
(forces himself to undergo a JFK-like transformation) Fowah suppah I want a pawtty plattah.


JFK:
Wait a minute! Throw some 'er's and 'uh's in there. What's your hurry?

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